Are computers female you choose?

Reasons to think they are female:

No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

The message '' Bad command or file name'' is about as informative as, ''If you dont know why I`m angry at you, then I`m certainly not going to tell you''.

Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your money on accessories for it

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Usually anything that gives me problems ends up being called a female dog. Cars, trucks, printers, wife, and even sometimes my bike.
Well I do know ..... ( about computers that is ... ) .....

They go down on you when you least want it .....

When they do go astray, they do it in style .....

They should take heed as a newer, better, prettier model is only a shopping trip away ......

With thinner than ever laptops, they can perform right on your lap .....

Knock a cup of coffee over them and they smoke and fizzle for a while ........

There's loads of things that you can plug into them but they don't always compute ......
ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh
lol.
thats nailin it on the any key right there

yes female
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